Remember the 1950′s and those crazy times when everybody seemed to have a blood brother? Even today Bruce Springsteen, Iron Maiden and Papa Roach all sing about it. So I looked it up and apparently blood brothers were males who swore loyalty in a ceremony where their blood was mingled. Yuck ! Who wants that… the pain, the misogyny, the mingling, the danger of Hepatitis B, Hepititis C, HIV, Malaria, Babesiosis, leihmaniasis, Lyme Disease, Creutzfeldt-Jakob CJD, Chagas Disease, Toxoplasmosis, Cryoglobulinemia… the list is endless. So I’ve come up with a way that avoids all those nasty diseases, and is inclusive of everybody.
Dave’s Faux Blood Sample Blood Brother/Sister Kit!
Here’s all you do.
Download a faux fake blood sample of your blood.- Download a faux fake blood sample of mine.
- Add water and rub the two together vigorously.
- Voila we are now blood brothers or blood brother/sister.
